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| Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 | | 1:16 pm |
| | Saturday, January 31st, 2009 | | 11:53 am |
Pics are coming
They have to be posted online, and I sure as shit am not putting them on the FB. Be prepared future self for some good laughs. I say future self b/c no one else will read this until I log in from jakes house a year from now and laugh laugh laugh. Unless Reed can still find his way here... Current Music: D-man; Party's Opinion | | Thursday, January 29th, 2009 | | 10:04 pm |
At lindys
brought the macbook inside. sitting at the bar drinking a sam white. this is a fantastic day. | | Saturday, January 3rd, 2009 | | 4:51 pm |
Left 4 Dead
Good Game? Great Game. Boomer Sooner, Frank the Tank, Health Packs, Pain Pills, My Kill, Headshot, Disturb the Witch, Start Fires, Beepy Bomb, Slow Reload, Gettin' Tounged, Hunter, Pinned, Zoe the Bitch, Louis Kills Everything. SUP! The D's! SUP SUP. | | Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 | | 12:06 pm |
| | Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 | | 6:48 pm |
Snow
and how I hate it. Snowblower at 9 o'clock? Sure, why not. Finish and then have another inch on your driveway right away? Meh, No biggie. Hit the whole driveway with a shovel kicking up all the pushed down shit from people driving on the snow all week? Maybe wanna kill someone. Have the sun then come out later and melt a shit ton of snow so the whole thing you did that morning was basically worthless? Def. wanna kill someone. Watching the Dark Knight on the 52 though tonight, that'll make me happier. | | Sunday, December 21st, 2008 | | 9:18 am |
Remember when...
I told Jake I was going to start doing this more regularly. Well....that obv didn't happen. Maybe now it will (prob not). I am in the car driving right now (well not driving but riding. Driving and LJ'ing would prob be unsafe). We (my family and the lumberjack) are going to Mt. Morris for a family christmas. Which means I will remind my family why they should be thankful they only see me a handful of times during the year. We are all fighting in the car right now. Cait is pissed because we just drove past the D's and she didn't want to make a left turn. All I wanted were some Nuges. Guess I'll have to call Roberta and let her know I'm still coming and to have the special ready for me (the skin and the sauce.) Cait just went through a yellow light and kissed the roof. I f'in hate when people do that S. My Dad is backseat driving (he has long arms and feet). More updates to come. Your mom's a snowblower. | | Saturday, September 27th, 2008 | | 3:46 pm |
Good ole mcdonalds
so jake and I go to mcdonalds. Jake asks if they have the two big macs for 3.50 deal. She says yes. I say ok I'll take two. She then says oh only two? Are you sure. Because I could order like 8 or 10 for you. Even I can throw down that many. I was terrified. | | Saturday, September 20th, 2008 | | 6:17 pm |
is this thing on?
well well well if it isn't cory, I like my web like I like my scotch, 12 years old and mixed up with coke, block. Jake and I were looking through past entries so I thought I might try this again. Now that I'm 23. And not in college. Dork. Jake bought a new iPod touch today. It has a speaker. I am jealous. So I might buy an iPhone. Suckas got to know. Now jake is watching best if hcw on his iPod. All is right with the world. Hopefully hanging out with ty tonight to celebrate his birthday late. Till next time... Stay frosty. | | Monday, March 19th, 2007 | | 9:11 pm |
Bikes
Highlights of Friday/Saturday: Went to jake's on friday. Watched basketball for a while i believe, rearanged some shit to make the basement awesome. Then we watched some season one entourage. And by some, i mean all of it. And it is amazing. Saturday: Quicks called me at 9:30. Woke me up. He came over, we rode bikes to Zach's. Then we rode to Ellie's in Mundelein, and it was cold. Like can't feel my thumb cold. Like numb for a while cold. Like had to hold a cup of coffee for a couple of minutes to make it not numb cold. But riding bikes is sweet. Very sweet. Then i came home, changed clothes, went back to Quicks house, watched some UFC marathon which was sweet as well. And Mr. Quick kept calling Schultz Officer Stickman. Hilarious. Then we played basketball on 360, and i beat musser, twice. Then I wrestled officer Quick and beat him up pretty bad. Kinda sweet. Then we left (me, mandi, quick, schultz, crystal, zach, mills, solimini, alex) went to nicks pizza place. ate pizza. then went to bars in wookstock. scum bag bars. one was called duffy's. What's on special? Whatever you order is special. Thanks ass face. then we went back to sideouts, watched sixteen candles. not bad. except for the 80's music. stupid 80's music. Good days. And i got a new laptop. and jakes basement is sweet. and people on wikipedia are cockshits. That is all for now | | Wednesday, November 8th, 2006 | | 10:21 pm |
awesomness
so bj and quick and i are sitting in my townhouse. knock at door. two girls walk in and go upstairs. we hear them ask for rob. we start dying laughing. rob is our neighbor. then walk down laughing and embarrased and walk out the door. honestly, no words can do this justice. it was the funniest thing that has ever happend to me. period. | | Tuesday, October 10th, 2006 | | 2:26 pm |
Save a horse, go fuck yourself
Over the weekend i went home for a family picture. Why did my family take a picture? not sure, guess we can't remember what we look like. I got home friday, washed my car because the guys at the village put mustard all over my car, and then Quick and Joe. C came over and we rode bikes around for a while. Then we found Schultz and Zach, and went to Deer Park for dinner. I then proceeded to eat 3 tacos and some rice, and it cost me $15 fucking dollars. Fuck you La Hacienda. Seriously, how can you charge that much for tacos. They are god damned Tacos. Not expensive to make, maybe im paying for that authentic, Mexican atmosphere. You know, the atmosphere that charges $3.75 for two spoonfulls of guacamole. A+ on that choice, Zacharia. Then we rode bikes home and it couldn't be any colder. It was fucking cold. Like it should have snow cold. Damn. Then sleep. Saturday i woke up, did stuff around house, did homework. Then came the family picture. That took a long time. But afterwards i called reed, and got excited about hanging out with him and D-man later in the night. How did that turn out? I played miniclip games till 11:30 while talking to Reed online about being bored. That fuckin rocked. but i got homework done, so that rules, right? Sunday i left home early and watched the Bears rock out, then watch NIU do some rocking as well on ESPN. That was sweet. Now im sitting here, having to go to a teachers office hours soon when i don't want to. I wish i didn't care about grades, it would make stuff easier. Job fair tomorrow, should be interesting seeing as how i haven't researched any companies that will be there. Oops. Im also trying to figure out what i am going to do this weekend, cause im not sure whats happening yet. Im telling "you" because i know "you" are so much. yea, "you." Other than that, LOST is back on tv and its amazong. Ty has watched both seasons of LOST in about 4 days, which is pretty amazong if you ask me. and i know "you" will ask me. Who's gonna watch this? "They" will. "They will." (Paint can to head) "First blood, Cory wins" Fuck i miss HCW. | | Friday, October 6th, 2006 | | 1:30 am |
Back, for Reed
Cory Here. Updates present. Reed asked me to start updating again. So I am obliging. I believe that word is spelled wrong. I am going back to Wauconda this weekend, and that means i won't be doing anything. So if anyone is reading this (probably by accident im sure) feel free to call me. I have no funny stories for now. Maybe something funny will happen later. I bought Lego Star Wars for gamecube today. It is by far a ton of fun and reminds me why i like videogames, fun, not terribly difficult, humorous moments. Perfect. Quick pissed on his shorts today while in the bathroom. That means for the whole afternoon he sat here in his boxers and drank beer. And i built a ramp today to get the scooter off my porch. Its sweet and it works well. Well this has been a hell of a return. | | Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 | | 11:06 am |
fuck myspace
So Reed is creepy. I just read a bulletin and he offered sex to anyone who responded. I wouldn't reccomend this. There are plenty of creeps out there that might take advantage of this, and that could turn out fucking ugly. Also, school sucks. i just had to take tests and i hate studying, so i crammed the day before for each test. i say day before because i go to sleep at like 11 now. Working out sucks because it makes you tired, and you have to wake up at 7. Also, i tried to post this to myspace 12 times and did a browser reset, and it still didnt let me post. I hate that space. From the backseat of my V i'm a P.I.M.P | | Sunday, January 22nd, 2006 | | 4:17 pm |
susdesk Here's the desk i made over break. I like it until i saw the dip in the middle of it after i took this picture. Damn. Oh well though, ill fix it over the summer and take better pictures. Then i have to repaint it and add drawings to it, like the butterfly on my wall. | | Friday, January 13th, 2006 | | 12:02 am |
dmancolor Yo, this is my first attempt at using a recolored program i found online. I just need a way to make color photos i have into B & W. Anyone have any ideas? | | Thursday, December 29th, 2005 | | 11:30 pm |
Bannannas
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation. | | Thursday, December 15th, 2005 | | 11:06 pm |
best night of my life
So jake and i are sitting in his basement playing games. his parents come down, and we start talking about survivor. i learn that jake hasn't watched the last episodes yet, so i laughingly say, "haha, should i tell you who won?" Then, later in the evening we are watching the showbiz show with david spade. funny stuff. The he shows the winner of survivor. on the screen. with her name. spoiling the ending for jake. blatantly. hilarious. the episode aired last thursday. he avoided the news for a whole week. then, it was blown today. speaking of blown, the O.C. this season blows. With a capital "It Fuckin Sucks." and i cut my hair. | | 10:41 am |
hair today, gone tomorrow
So i buzzed my head last night after i got home from jakes. It was fun and i don't think it looks to bad. We'll see what happens from here on out i suppose. | | Tuesday, November 8th, 2005 | | 11:05 am |
musket arm?
So i just checked my email. I think i'm getting messages from beyond the grave. Musket Arm just asked me to be a friend on MySpace. Damn. I wonder what heavens like..... Also, this D button thing is pissing me off schilf. DickheaD. |
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